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WordPress Fail
Feb 16th
I don’t begin to understand all the nifty things you can do with WordPress. I mean, I managed to put together this site by myself but that’s about it. I’ve attended WordCamps for years and it’s all mostly over my head.
I gave up on figuring out Google Analytics by myself. I just can’t seem to get it to work. I’m sure all my WP friends are rolling their eyes but I know what I know and I don’t know that. So I downloaded this WP-Statistics plug-in and let it run for a few days. According to that I’ve had 1271 hits today and 1433 yesterday. 
I’m really, really… really having a hard time believing that.
Apparently I have 1200+ people reading my blog every day and yet I get maybe one comment every third post.
C’mon people, speak up!
I’m not talking to myself here.
Speaking of WordCamps, I’m so impressed by the volume of information available at our Phoenix WordCamp (even though it’s all greek to me) that I’m volunteering there all day Saturday. That way someone who can get something out of it will be freed up to attend. Maybe I’ll pick up a pointer or two.
Post WordCamp Report Thingy
Jan 31st
Great!
Better than great?
You know, I didn’t learn a damned thing (again this year) but that’s not because the material presented wasn’t top-notch and varied. Mostly it was either stuff I didn’t need to know, like multi-site and business or non-profit big site stuff, or completely and utterly over my head.
So what makes it great? Because there were multiple days full of multiple presentations and classes for people where it does matter. I watched many attendees around me learning and asking questions, working together on some new thing and generally getting so much information.
The event was so well organized with excellent sponsors, food provided on site (again, not anything for me eww-yuk genuine Mexican) and the best after-party I think I’ve ever attended. I’m so glad I got the opportunity to hang around these people.
In fact, I want to volunteer to work the next one. Just because… maybe because it’s not for me yet I believe it’s an excellent and important event for those people who do benefit from it. If you want to learn more about WordPress you should really go to a WordCamp.
The thing is you know me, I’m Ms. Negativity. And the fact that I didn’t personally get anything out of WordCamp and I still recommend it, it just has to be THE SHIT, right?
You can check out some picture of the fantastic after-party here. The official Phoenix WordCamp site. And I can’t remember who (or even if it was mentioned) designed the western logos and t-shirts and jackets, but I LOVE my t-shirt.
WordCamp
Jan 26th
“This is the biggest WordCamp in the world.” Okay then.
Today’s event is being held @Gangplank, and it involves some sort of debate about GPL and some company stole 1% of someone else’s source code and the guys showed up in suits. Which, if you’ve ever been to Gangplank, makes them stand out as uncool. I’m lost cuz I dunno what GPL is or how 1% makes any difference one way or another. Legal/debate talk.
But I get to see friends I haven’t seen in a while and had a free lunch. Tomorrow night I’m back here for Social Media WorkShop for Non Profits Led by Cox and Gannet. That one I might understand better.
The next event is Friday at Co+Hoots, some place I’ve never been but I understand it’s a similar coworking environment to Gangplank but it’s not free for walk-ins. The whole day learning about BuddyPress and Multi-site.
Saturday? Um, er, Saturday will be spent at Chandler Center for the Arts for the main chunk of WordCamp.
Saturday night is the party at Chandler City Hall and Sunday is back @Gangplank most of the afternoon. Maybe. I may be camped out by then.
NotReallyCamping
Nov 16th
Friday was Phoenix WordCamp. It’s where everybody roasts Blogger buttons around a campfire and chants WordPress, WordPress, WordPress. Nah, not really. I don’t even know why these things are called camps! There are no tents, fires, or s’mores. Wait, WordCamp was held in a tent! One of those humongous commercial semi-permanent tents with A/C. And we had sack (picnic?) lunches.
Anyway, it was a day filled with WordPress information. It started off with some woman I’ve never heard of calling her self the Diva of WordPress and yet preaching “we don’t care if you have bad spelling or grammar, we just want to hear what you have to say!” Cue immediate disrespectful twittering from many people. Then another all-about-me presenter and more cranky twittering. Then some kid who looked 12 but seemed to know a lot. The morning was filled with more motivational type speakers – all about content. The afternoon leaned more to the technical side, the guy who created WordPress in the first place, and local WordPress magicians Chuck Reynolds and Josh Strebel had a Q&A panel. Another guy got all geeky with step-by-step widget coding that was way over my head. Merlin Mann was highly entertaining, and Brent Spore was great. All-in-all a nice motivational day, but not what I expected. Props to my friend Chuck for organizing the 500 seat sold-out WordCamp.

Saturday and Sunday were this year’s PodCampAZ, the one I’m involved in planning. I spent most of Saturday working registration with Rachel so I got to meet lots of new people. I helped Evo with his panel (I clicked the slide advance button) and helped set-up and take down. Yesterday I set up registration, but spent more time in actual panels. Brent’s panel on social media almost immediately got intense when the packed room divided between the let’s-keep-it-to-ourselves side and the we-need-to-bring-in-new-people-side. He wanted to get people talking and it certainly did. Another friend Katie had a panel on social media but it was more what you should and should not put out there. The best panel I went to was a WordPress panel, where Josh skimmed over the best settings and must-have widgets and plugins – which was the information I’d been looking for from WordCamp.
So expect some changes to this site as soon as I’m rested up. I’m still tired as hell and I have a lot of notes to expand on while the information is fresh. We all learned that GeekWeek is toooooo much at one time. Information overload + planning anxiety + RL stress = exhaustion. There were other conferences earlier in the week that some people attended too. Thursday was the Entrepreneurship Conference, there was a design camp somewhere and I think one other thing and some people hit them all. Each event was successful but running them all within a week is too much which is likely why the PodCampAZ ending wasn’t attended by as many people as we expected. Our numbers were much lower than registered though there were a lot of walk-ins.
I was surprised at how many of our speakers failed to show up! When I checked with our speaker coordinator Lawrence, only about half of the n0-shows bothered to contact him with an explanation beforehand. It’s fucking rude as HELL to have a roomful of people waiting for you and not show up.
November is booked.
Oct 14th
Oh. My. Shit.
I have a ton of stuff to do in November.
- Ignite Phoenix 5 (Tuesday Nov 3 – 6:00pm – 9:00pm)
Tickets, hashtag: #ignitephx
Tempe Center for the Arts – map
- WordCamp Phoenix (Friday Nov 13 – 8:00am – 5:00pm)
Register, hashtag: #wcphx
Arizona Grand Resort – map
- PodCampAz (Sat-Sun Nov 14 – 15)
Register, hashtag: #podcampaz
University of Advancing Technology – map
There’s #evfn every Friday night, recording for Evo @11 every week, Max is due home November 19th at midnight, and Thanksgiving is the 26th. Sometime in there I’m expecting a special guest, too.








