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Dragon*Con
Mar 23rd
I have unexpectedly and fortunately come into some money so I went ahead and got my Dragon*Con tickets and airfare. Anybody who thinks my priorities are out of whack have no clue how much going every year means to me. Bite me.
Thursday – US Airways Flight 610, leaving here at 9:03 am and arriving ATL 3:41 pm
Monday – returning Flight 70, leaving there at 5:35 pm and arriving here 6:56 pm.
Now, if my friends have thunk ahead and have room reservations, I’m all set. If not, I may not have a room!
Can’t wait til September 3rd!
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Joe's Day coming up
Mar 20th
I think of Joe quite often.
Joe Murphy, podcaster and XM Radio personality, passed away April 1, 2007 from the rare cancer leiomyosarcoma.
Jack Mangan asks that we make April 1st Joe Day and use pictures of Joe as our avatars and just generally take time to think about our old friend. Feel free to copy this one I made or make up one of your own.
Beatnik Turtle’s song Mason Rocket was dedicated to Joe. There was a sort-of contest on Wingin’ It to come up with a new nickname for Joe because he thought Joe Murphy just a little plain for podcasting. Mason Rocket was one of his favorite choices and when he died our friend Mur Lafferty had this song commissioned.
One of Joe’s favorite songs was Jonathan Coulton‘s First of May, so we podcasters recorded our own cover in memory of Joe. You can listen to that, too.
If you don’t know who I’m talking about, just know you missed out on a really funny, and really nice guy.
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Fuck You Liza Minelli
Mar 10th
Money makes the world go around? The world continues to rotate whether you’ve got money or not.
The weekends keep getting longer. Casey’s been laid off his great job and has little money to keep his household running. I feel bad but I don’t have spare money. Ginnie’s out of a job, so she tends to stay home to eat instead of going out all the time. Corey was laid off, too. NOBODY is working and everyone is eating my food. Casey and Kira usually show up sometime on Saturday and just hang out and that kid eats all the time. Peanut butter sandwiches, cereal or cheese. Milk and cheese add up!
Today is Casey’s 26th birthday and he guilted me into baking a cake. And he wanted something specific for dinner, which WalMart was out of (of course) so I had to go to another store and pay an extra $1 per package for it. This just about shot my extras budget for the week. In return he tells me I don’t have to pay him the $100 I still owe him from last month. Mighty white of you there son.
Friend of mine gave me a name to help clean up my credit (fat chance) and looking at the guy’s website, I can’t even afford to do that. I can’t get out of this lease without paying two months rent.
Personally, I can live on sandwiches and cereal, mac & cheese and eggs – in order to have money to go out for #evfn with my friends. I can usually make what I have stretch for my own priorities, but I can’t feed everyone. But what can I do? Gee, kid you’re on your own? I’m nagging Ginnie every day to suck it up and get another job. Casey is supposed to go back to his old tool selling job tomorrow and they’re both supposed to eventually get unemployment. It’s taking a long time for that stuff to kick in.
No, I’m not asking for and don’t anyone send any money. That just makes me feel guiltier and more of a leech. I’m just bitching. One of the projects I was working on for extra money the guy canceled after I did a bunch of work, and I don’t know if he still plans on paying me. I guess I’ll find out Wednesday. And another project for another friend fell through before I even started.
I don’t know what I’m going to do. Bitch a little here, bitch out loud to them, then sell my body? Yeah right, I can’t even give it away.
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Yay, another baby I'll never get to see.
Mar 5th
My favorite niece Brittany (who lives in Florida) had her baby today: Damian Gabryle Cox. 7lbs 15 oz., 20 1/4 in. long! Born at 3:13 P.M. Not too sure about the spelling of the name as I copied it from her younger sister’s MySpace page. Will double check soon. And Mom says he’s a beautiful baby, not all squidgy like new babies tend to be.
I’m happy she’s happy.
I’m happy my Mother got to sit there in the waiting room for hours with my Sister and her Evil Husband. Neither of them would speak to her. Betcha that was fun! It was Brittany’s step-brother’s wife who had the baby last week. I think the step-sister is pregnant, too. Must be something in the water.
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Opposite times
Mar 1st
Last night was soooo much fun. My friend Sheila’s birthday party! A Mardi Gras themed party even. Being the incredible me I was invited to come a bit early for Marshall’s spectacular chocolate souffle. Every time Marshall comes to town I get to try something different and he’s probably the best cook I’ve known. I love getting special invites to his meals. He made gumbo last night too. I’m trying new foods and I actually almost like gumbo. But I loved the souffle. He put mandarin orange slices and a couple of raspberries on the side. Little touches like that. Presentation. We never went much for presentation but I’m starting to appreciate it.
And the party was fantastic! Dancing in the front room, and plenty of Strongbow for me. Lots of friends, lots of laughing and I crashed there so I wouldn’t have to drive home. Got up (unfortunately too) early this morning and eventually Marshall made us all omelettes.
Yeah, I was toasted and managed to get most of the men and some of the women to show their tits for beads. I dragged people onto the dance floor to loosen them up and flirted ineffectually with just about everyone. That’s me. One young man was especially playful and sweet but I was still alone at the end of the night. Oh well.
ENDOFTHEGOOD
And I get home and my house is trashed, people in the basement, power sucking all over and a nasty sticky mess in the kitchen. I go dump my stuff in my bedroom and some young guy I’ve never seen before is in the kitchen looking for a bowl to feed Kira cereal. Uh, who are you and where is this child’s father? Someone broke the DVD part of my home entertainment system. Someone got into my stash of Thin Mints. Someone leaves bathroom lights on and kitchen lights on and TVs on when no one is around.
And would I like to babysit tonight? Fuck no. He cleaned the kitchen, mopped and vacuumed the floors and bathed the kid and apologized for everything. Including pissing off the neighbor. And they just left for the night.
ENDOFTHEBAD
I have this uber geeky couple living behind me and she’s tromping on my last nerve. The “I hate to be a bother, but,” bitch. If I have to hear one more time how they sleep/work different shifts and how allergic they are to cigarette smoke and how they moved specifically to these apartments because they’re supposed to be non-smoking and they can smell smoke through the fucking walls and she just about had an asthma attack because she can smell cigarette smoke in her bathroom and it’s making her sick and her husband sleeps during the day and he’s choking on the smell and oh yeah we’re too loud… One night she rings my doorbell at 10:30 to bitch because Kira had been making too much noise in the bathtub. Apparently last night she gives Casey shit because they were too loud outside on my patio, which is on the opposite side of the building than she is! So they shifted the party over to Mikey-O’s apartment which is right across from hers – just for spite. She’s right about the non-smoking clause in the lease, which is why I smoked outside and I’ve been bitching at Ginnie to do the same. She’s lazy and thinks smoking in the bathroom with the fan on down there is good enough. Uh, no.
You know, if you’re that sensitive to your neighbors why choose an apartment? Wouldn’t it be better to rent a little stand alone house out in the boonies where nobody will bother you?
Shit, her husband Peter (not cool enough to be a Pete) just showed up at my door to reiterate the lease and no smoking rules and that they were too loud last night and she almost called the police. Fine, call the police cuz I wasn’t even here. The cops will nudge us to be quiet and you to get over it. Whatever.
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Max finally called
Feb 28th
I haven’t actually talked to Toadwort since December. He’s left a couple of messages that didn’t really say much.
So what I gather from this crappy call is that he’s been moved an hour north of where he was with a small group of other Army guys and they’re inside an Iraqi base, well protected by Iraqi soldiers. Peachy. And that their phone service is occaisional and spotty and he’ll call or email more often. Cuz I yelled at him.
He’s hoping for leave around the end of June into July and possibly back completely in October. We’ll see.
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Kaydence Renee' Kinney
Feb 25th

My sister’s step-son’s (who I’ve never met) new baby, which makes me what?
Long lost not-so-Great Aunt Debbie?
So yeah, teeny tiny baby. I get my information 3rd hand through Myspace so I don’t know the weight but that is a TINY baby. Hope all is well. But seriously, Kaydence Kinney? Poor kid.
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tidbits or bids and tits?
Feb 23rd
While wandering through Myspace I found out my sister’s step-son’s wife had her baby and they named it Kaydence Renee’ – complete with apostrophe. Yes, my eyes rolled. Why do people feel the need to fuck their kids up forever? She’s gonna need to carry name cards for the rest of her life. Or maybe a tattoo would be easier.
Sister’s daughter Brittany (the only one of that family I actually have contact with) is due in a couple of weeks. Though I’m getting reports that she may deliver earlier as everything seems to be in perfect arrangement for it. She’s planning on naming her son Damien Gabriel. Interesting and yet spelled within normal limits. We laugh that he could turn out either way, evil or good. I don’t know if she’s planning on using her real last name (Stephens) or the one she goes by (Kinney) or the father’s last name (I’m clueless).
Mom was upset she was specifically uninvited to Brittany’s baby shower. Poor Brittany had to chose between her selfish bitch mother or her whiny obtuse Grandmother. What nice people I come from. And her perpetually broke Aunt Debbie wasn’t even mentioned.
Whatever.
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This Wednesday is Ignite Phoenix. It’s organized by friends of mine and the whole program consists of 5 minute/20 slide presentations of whatever you’re passionate about. As long as you’re not selling something. I think Jeff said there were 18 presentations this time. The last two IPs were at GoDaddy’s local offices but we’ve outgrown that venue and this time it’s at Tempe’s new Center for the Arts. Lots of people have been wanting an excuse to check out that venue so it should be pretty packed.
Friday night #evfn (East Valley Friday Nights) is meeting at Studios 5C Gallery in Tempe. I love #evfn. It’s our local twitter meetup every Friday night at a different location throughout the east valley and it’s expanded beyond twitter people. We’re averaging 45 people so it’s getting harder and harder to find places that can accommodate that many people. Apparently this one is sponsored (free food and drink). A couple of weeks ago we held it at a brand new W hotel called “aloft” and they provided a tour and a drink/bar snacks at their lobby lounge “w xyz”.
(I don’t know about this trendy naming shit with all lower case letters. I feel like I need to show they’re proper names somehow.)
And Saturday night is booked, too. I’m not sure if I can talk about that til it’s over but I have lots to do to get ready for it. I have PLANS. Think Mardi Gras and boobs.
I’ve got Kira today and she’s whining for second breakfast. I’m yelling YOU JUST ATE over her screeching and she ain’t buying it. Pause goes Gullah Gullah – which usually shuts her up. Consequences for whining. Let Grammi finish her stupid post and she’ll get you a snack. Patience grasshopper.
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Found my camera cable!
Feb 18th
Look at this face. Isn’t that an adorable face? I only uploaded a couple of pictures but here were some older pics that were on the camera memory rather than on the memory card so they’re a bit out of date. Oh well. So go over to my flickr account and see what’s new.
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Conversations with Kira
Feb 15th
I have Kira tonight and a little while ago she was helping me fold my laundry:
K: Oh sosts, Kira wear Drammi sots.
M: You can’t wear my socks silly, they’ll fall off your feet!
K: Why Drammi?
M: Cuz youse gots tiny feetsies Kira.
K: Whas dis Drammi?
M: That’s a bra Kira
K: Whas dis do?
M: To hold up my boobies.
K: Kira has boobies. Kira wear Drammi’s bra (off goes her shirt and on goes Grammi’s bra almost correctly)
M: That’s not really a good look for you kiddo.
K: Why Drammi? I’m hunry.
M: Great, what are you hungry for?
K: LION! (close, Tony the Tiger)
M: You want Tiger or do you want blueberries?
She makes the ugliest face I’ve ever seen on her.
K: TIIIIIIIGGGGEEEERRRRR!
M: Fine Miss Attitude. Can I have my bra back?
K: No, my boobies are cold.
Well, how do you respond to that?
I still can’t find the USB cord that goes to my camera so I can transfer the latest pictures. This laptop doesn’t accept the memory card. It’s an old Kodak DX3600 camera and the memory card always worked in my older computer so I haven’t needed the cable for awhile. Apparently it just wandered off on its own.
So if you happen to be local and happen to have one, let me know. Otherwise I’ll have to go exploring the Radio Shack stores around here.
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