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Bionic Seahorse
Mar 30th
Or, my history with Dane Cook.
A few years ago Max started quoting some comedian named Dane Cook, his new hero. Knowing Max’s taste, I assumed I’d hate this guy. He’s probably filthy and sexist, vulgar, etc.
Then last year when Max was in Iraq he asked me to send him whatever Dane Cook CDs I could find. So I picked up Retaliation and copied it before I sent it so I could check this “jerk” out. And I was right. He’s a little filthy, a lot sexist and a tiny bit vulgar but above all that he’s fucking hilarious. And adorable!

You’ve all seen him by now, acting in Employee of the Month or Good Luck Chuck or on some Comedy Central showing of one of his shows. I noticed Vicious Circle was on and recorded it to watch this morning. Isn’t he adorable? And energetic? Okay, so he’s not the greatest actor yet, but he’s growing. I didn’t see Mr. Brooks – was he better in a non-comedic role? He was podcasting – or rather posting little audio updates – periodically. Haven’t had one pop up in my iTunes in a while. But he seems to still be genuinely pleased that so many people like him. It would be nice if his steadily increasing popularity doesn’t turn him into a complete asshole ala Jim Carrey*.
Anyway, he’s officially one of my favorites. I’m interested to see what comes up next.
SuFi. ![]()
*Who, you must agree, no longer lives up to his earlier promise and has been diagnosed with ego elephantiases. Will he ever be funny and adorable again? Doubtful.
I wanna get me one of these!
Mar 8th
Pointing out a Product
Feb 3rd
Sometimes I’m a cheapskate. When funds are lower I can buy crappy toilet paper, off-brand tuna, cheaper laundry detergent, etc. But one thing I have learned over the years is you get what you pay for.
I pay for Dawn. Every single time. I have never found another dish soap that even comes close. I avoid the foamy version or any of the fancier incarnations. Just plain Dawn is good enough for me. And I usually look for it on sale and stock up. Except today.
This is the cutest little bottle and I couldn’t resist. And boy does it work well. A tiny bit foams up great and gets everything clean clean clean.
UNFORTUNATELY . . . it has this section on the bottom filled with teeny little air freshener beads and you peel off the cover and it’s supposed to scent up your kitchen. I should have known better. I don’t do well with scents in the first place but it didn’t seem that strong in the store. It smells wonderful but in just a couple of hours it has permeated my entire kitchen, dining, and living room. STRONG. Too strong. By morning I’m going to have to figure out how to cut open that little compartment and dump those precious little beads into the trash.
Ick, I think I smell it in here now. Maybe I won’t wait ’til morning.
And boy are my arms tired!
Jan 27th
Phoenix Cactus Comicon was cool! Technically it’s still going on today but I don’t think I’ll go back. Maybe. I dunno. Too many obnoxious teenagers.
Friday night was all about the zombies! The Zombie Beauty pageant was cool.
Yesterday I met up with the Farpoint bunch and passed out flyers for Wingin It last night. TD-0013 (Kevin) walked past me twice complete with eye contact before suddenly he remembered he knew me on the third pass. His wife was there causing her own personal uproar too. I like that woman, I just have trouble remembering her name. The Admiral. Which is fine during “events” but if I run into her elsewhere I’d damn sure better call her by her real name, right? Also found Dan & CJ geeking their kids out with Jedi lessons. I watched a couple of independent movies then slipped over and watched parts of Star Trek: Of Gods and Men and listened to Walter Koenig and Tim Russ and a couple other guys do a Q&A.
An odd Wil Wheaton day. So I’m standing behind Michael as he’s chatting up Wil at his table. I lean around to Mike’s right and slip him a flyer to give to Wil for the recording last night. Wil barely glances at me at that point. Flash to later where I stood next to Mike in the back of the room during Wil’s (packed packed packed) presentation and reading from a couple of his books. Excellent time, I have to get these books, the guy is hilarious! Anyway, as he’s finishing I go sit down, knowing those of us in the FPM entourage will be the last ones out of the room. Wil is walking down the center aisle with everyone else, head down, not speaking to anyone or anything on his way out to the autograph table, right? And for some reason he slows down – looks me dead in the eye – and says, “thank you so much for attending” and continues on! Whah? I got chills. I’m speshul.
Other mentionables: The 400 lb guy in neck to toe black spandex. I don’t want to know which superhero he was trying to be. The Bandit car. Bought a Cthulhu t-shirt from Don at the Pulp Gamer booth. Eliza’s tea party bunch. How many young adults in various versions of anime costumes and how loud and annoying they were. Getting body slammed by that one boy and then Eliza’s husbean and (I think) Dan backing the poor kid into a corner. The horrible sad girls with no lives desperately singing in the karaoke room. Technical difficulties and then a short WI3D.
Maybe I will go back today. To get a Wil book and a VooDoo Baby for Ginnie. I just watched my neighbor walk out to her car wearing a Con badge. How did I not see here there before?
Body image
Jan 8th
Do you think I should get this shirt?
I think it would be a hoot, but I am getting to that age where shit like that just isn’t funny anymore. Tell me true. Yikes, $24 is a bit much. Maybe I’ll pass after all.
I don’t care how much I or anyone else dislikes Carson Kressley, I recorded this show just to check it out. I would recommend it to anyone, anyone. How To Look Good Naked. Seriously. He makes some very good points and I hope this show helps women of size come out of the drab and boring closet. Now, if I could just find decent clothes in my price range I’d be happier. It’s hard to feel hot and sexy about your body when the only clothes you can find are either for teenagers or pastel polyester jogging suits. And bras? Fuggedaboudit. I’ve hated every underwire I’ve bothered to try on. They need to make an underwire that is flattened out on the ends so it doesn’t dig in. No chunky woman should ever wear spandex but it really IS hard to find attractive clothing.
And did you know it’s a proved fact that if you accept yourself and feel good about your body as it is, you’ll lose weight? If you’re happy with who you are, you stop eating to mask the pain. Do you like your body? Of course not. Nobody likes their body. But how many years have you wasted being unhappy?
Today’s assignment: Name three things about your body that you do like!
1. I like my cleavage.
2. I have pretty feet.
3. I think my short, weirdo thumbs are adorable.
Today's Twilight Zone Moment
Dec 13th
I posted on a thread on the Farpoint Forums this morning. Not unusual. I get about 30-45 minutes every morning when I get up before she drops off Kira. Anyways, I posted on the Word Association thread (which has somehow evolved into the phrase association thread) a response of “Where’s the Beef?” to someone’s “thanks for all the fish.”
Cut to an hour or so later in the morning. I’m listening to Beth and Bill on the radio and Marty is out interviewing some guy who has opened a framing shop. The guy mentions he’s Clara Peller’s great-nephew. Framed picture of her on the wall and everything.
Okay, so it’s a tiny Twilight Zone moment.
Never Watch TV Again!
Dec 11th
All I want for Christmas is this Super DVR on steroids!
One SnapStream TV search appliance can simultaneously record up to 10 TV shows and store more than 2,300 hours of recordings. And it gives you the ability to search within recordings, to pinpoint TV content of interest to your organization. Then clip that content and download clips or burn to DVD — all without any expensive per-clip or per-seat fees.
C’mon, the 1,165 hour version is only six grand! Burns to DVD!
You know you want one.
Wow. I want to see this book!
Nov 30th
Not work/child safe.
So when you click on this link you’ll see a page of nudes. A really interesting page of nudes from The Full Body Project. I listened to an interview today and the photographer describes his reason for photographing this particular set of models.
In his provocative new book, photographer ?????? captures images of full-bodied women, some of whom are involved in what is known as the “fat acceptance” movement. “The average American woman, weighs 25 percent more than the models selling the clothes. There is a huge industry built up around selling women ways to get their bodies closer to the fantasy ideal. Pills, diets,surgery, workout programs. . . . The message is ‘You don’t look right. If you buy our product, you can get there.’”
You’ll be surprised at who the photographer is, too. Very nicely done.
Graphic Previews
Oct 26th
Usually I hate when I’m scrolling over a page and suddenly a little pop-up pops up and cover what you’re looking at and you didn’t really care enough in the first place to click on whatever it was your mouse just happened to rest on but now you’re stuck with this stupid window and . . .
Now available on your LJ under viewing options is Graphic Previews. If you hover over an external link in someone’s LJ, it pops up a little window previewing the link. I’m a visual person and sometimes I don’t remember if I’ve been somewhere based on the link but if I can see the page, then I know.
Nice new option.









