What Ignite Phoenix After Hours is.

After freaking out because I just knew I wouldn’t remember everything despite practicing over and over again, I wasn’t really nervous at all.

Though the very minute I got to the club I managed to trip going up the three lousy steps and bust my knee open. Great start.

I was fourth in line to present. The second presenter rocked the house when she pulled a set of ben-wa balls out of her crotch. Glad I didn’t have to immediately follow her!

Friends recorded my presentation, but it was held in a nightclub and the lighting isn’t prime. And it starts a bit late, but you get most of it.

My Presentation:

If you really want a better view of the slides, here they are:

Walker.fuckin.asthma

Actually I did miss a lot of what I was supposed to say, but I think I covered fairly well.

And here’s me in better light just before the event started.

All-in-all it was a blast and I’m sooooo glad I did it. Now I never have to do it again.