There was an interview on TV a bit ago where they asked the actor something like, “now that it’s been established that you’re not gay, are you dating anyone?” I’m like, damn that’s pretty ballsy. Gays date, right?

His response was priceless, (again, I’m paraphrasing because I wasn’t recording it and can’t remember verbatim) “I didn’t address that rumor because I don’t feel I need to defend myself against something that isn’t offensive.” Boo-ya!

Okay, I don’t think being gay is offensive at all. But I kinda do want to know who is and who ain’t. Not that it matters other than in one specific way…

It would completely ruin my fantasies to find out that certain hot male actors were in fact gay.

Seriously ladies, let me ask you… would Matthew McConaughey-hey-gay do as much for you? How about if Johnny Depp suddenly admitted it and changed teams? Sure there are hot gay actors, but they’re not cruising through my dreams. I can still appreciate them in every other way.

I was probably one of the last people on the planet to know a certain singer was gay and I was crushed and embarrassed. There was a time when he appeared regularly in my personal late-night, though nobody knew that but me.

So I’ll continue to keep verified hetero actors in my fantasies. Unfortunately they’re getting old. Ever since Bruce Willis went bald he doesn’t hold as much interest for me. I need to find some new meat, but I’m a little apprehensive after the George Michael fiasco.

So who are the hot male over 30 (let’s not get ridiculous) actors who are NOT gay?