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Vajazzling?
Facebook ad today:
Really?
Doesn’t seem comfortable to me.
“Many women are already familiar with Brazilian or bikini waxing. They’ve been there, done that, “said Dannielli Marcelino, also known in the Valley as the Queen of Waxing from Suddenly Slimmer Day Spa in Phoenix.
“Now we’re adding something a special to our Brazilian and bikini waxing services that will definitely put a ‘sparkle’ in their partner’s eye,” Dannielli added with a mischievous smile.
After all hair is removed a heart, or a butterfly, or your partner’s initials, or whatever shape you desire, made of crystals is applied to the bikini area. The crystal tattoos last about 1-5 days, and are a sure-fire way to surprise that special someone. The “Vajazzling after waxing” gives a whole new meaning to “Diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”
Ha… hahaha… hahhahahahha…. *wheeze*
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about 1 year ago
Diamonds are known for being able to cut through the hardest of materials. Putting them down there.. Well seems intimidating or at minimum dangerous. : )
about 1 year ago
Yes, Your Vajayjay can be made to sparkle like a Twilight Vampire! That’s 10 times better than adding the “New Car” smell!
about 1 year ago
Never in a million years. Okay for a stripper, silly waste of money for the the average woman. And they only last 1-5 days? That’s lovely, I’m sure, when the crystals start falling off in the middle of sexy time. “Hey Doc? I think I got a crystal stuck in my cha cha…” Yeah, that’s what would happen to me.