Cuz, like… you know, I never could bring myself to put an uncut penis in my mouth. I dunno if I can at this late date either.

Dudn’t look like I need to worry about dat anymore anyway. Ain’t a lot of volunteers lining up.

Other than for oral, either way it doesn’t really matter to me.

You know how you’re hungry for a certain meal and its been a long time since you had it? You think about it often at all the wrong times, you try to create it yourself but it’s just not the same so you keep jonesing for it. And then finally there it is in front of you and you just scarf it down without thinking or taking the time to really enjoy it because you’ve waited so long… devouring every last bite and still want more? And then you’re like, shit! I did that all wrong, I should have paid more attention and taken my time.

Yeah, that’s exactly like my last sexual experience a few weeks ago.

Well, I hope it wasn’t my last. I’m still hungry.