We were chatting on the show the other day and I was asked if I would DO Tim Curry.  Uh, no thanks.

dickableMy fantasy bonkage-weekend list doesn’t include Tim Curry but it does include:

  • Bruce Willis, anytime anywhere. Even now with no hair.
  • Nicolas Cage, if I could have had him maybe 20 years ago. Now he’s just kinda creepy.
  • Johnny Depp, if he could be Sam from Benny and Joon the whole time. Or maybe Crybaby.
  • Viggo Mortensen, but only as Aragorn. The real guy, not so much.
  • Scott Cohen. Wolf was adorable. And an animal.
  • Al Pacino, though he’s getting pretty old. Shave off a few years.
  • Bruce Willis, (again, again)
  • Dane Cook would be fun
  • Matthew McConaughey – all day
  • Richard T. Jones always made my toes tingle
  • Vin Diesel, oh yeah
  • Adam Baldwin at least once
  • Nathan Fillion, but I actually just want to hang out with him more than bonk him, though I wouldn’t turn down the chance to do both.

I’ll quit for now. I’ll be (alone) in my bunk unless Bruce Willis knocks on my door.