I didn’t get to do my usual snarky play-by-play on twitter last night. Everyone was here having spaghetti and yakking and though I had it on, I didn’t get to pay a lot of attention. But I’d had a heads-up to really watch around the hour and a half mark so I sent everyone out just in time to see…

Some woman to win the Emmy for directing a movie I’ve never heard of. Which is probably a great thing for her except OMG all I could think of was what a shame about her boobs. I mean, it’s international TV and she LOOKED LIKE SHIT.

She went on stage like that! Except as she was giving her acceptance speech her right nipple was pointing somewhere off stage and her left nipple was rolled up. THAT’S ALL YOU COULD SEE!

*AHEM* If you’re going to wear this type of dress and there’s even a remote possibility that you’re going to win the award, here’s a hint. Just before your category you should pull your sagging boobs up and adjust the cupping part of the dress to actually… you know… CUP THE BOOBS!

Congratulations Dearbhla! Tough luck all press photos of your life-changing event will … I just don’t know how to finish that sentence.

And right after that there was a skit involving the Accounting Team of WhoTheFuckCares being interrupted by Dr. Horrible. Unfortunately I missed most of the dialogue cuz Kira picked up on the “Muahahahha” and kept repeating it loudly over and over. I’m sure it was excellent as is ALL Dr. Horrible material. Good thing I have the whole show recorded. I may come back and make more comments here once I get rid of SmallChild for the night.

Actually, she did a pretty good imitation of that evil laugh.