Let’s see if I can sneak in some snark while SmallChild is napping:

  • I like the new setup. No snark there, just being honest.
  • Steve Buscemi’s teeth, hilarious!
  • Is mirror girl (winner) for real or is she trying and failing to be funny?
  • Neal Patrick Harris is great at this!
  • Is Justin Timberlake trying to ugly himself up? Those glasses!
  • I don’t find mustache girl at all funny. Silverwear? Silverstone?
  • Toni Collette is too thin.
  • I really like the backstage camera shots.
  • I don’t watch 30 Rock. Is Alec Baldwin really that funny?
  • That clip beating up the dog? No so funny. Another show I don’t watch.
  • I could live without the montages before each genre. We know what the frakking shows are.
  • Of all the outfits that chick could wear, she chose that? Looks like a cheap bathroom rug. Are those other dancers from reality shows, too?
  • Jeff Probst is hot. Not hot enough to watch Survivor for, but hot.
  • You could park an ice road truck in those dimples.
  • Tracy dude isn’t funny.
  • Patricia Arquette looks uncomfortable as hell.
  • Here’s the boobs! Wow that dress is even more unflattering in motion.
  • Dr. Horrible is the best thing ever!
  • I’ve never heard of these movies. What channel were they on?
  • Hey blond girl next to Kiefer, that’s an ugly dress.
  • I actually like that pinky/purple dress. Should be long enough to cover those ugly shoes though.
  • YouTwitFace. Love it!
  • OOoh I like her dress, too. Goes with the two-tone hair.
  • Fallon wasn’t funny either.
  • Hey, that drama montage actually showed a scene from BSG! Some respect!
  • I think Michael Emerson’s might be the most deserved Emmy of the night. He is phenomenal.
  • Teary time. Goosebumps.
  • I love the Lost writers. They’re so funny on their podcast.
  • Sorry Glenn, props for your entire career, but that dress is awful.
  • “I like a man who delivers week after week” Amen sister.

All right, I’m done. Nice show.