Excellent vacation, maybe a day or two too long for me but still I had so much fun and relaxation. I’ll eventually post pics from the SPAM museum and zoo (crap did I take pictures at the zoo?) and more about those last couple days.

But now that I’m home I have to deal with these people. Kira latched onto me the moment I got in the door and insisted on sleeping with me last night. So I still haven’t gotten to enjoy mine own bed. Little furnace with huge feet. And the apartment is a mess, dirty dishes in the sink, laundry all over, etc. You know, when I lived with MY mother and I expected her home I made an extra effort to clean, you know? Just saying. I don’t know what the fuck that is in the fridge next to the tuna salad I MADE THE WEEKEND BEFORE I LEFT! Someone else is cleaning that shit up. And there’s the “Kira’s so happy you’re home Mom, she should stay with you so I can go to the movies,” and not come home at all bullshit.

Big Mama is about to blow her shit.

And Ginnie was late picking me up at the airport just like last time AND bitched about Casey all the way home. JOY!