If you want to know how fucked up the world is, just hang out on my front porch. Across the way…

Three little girls, ages between 9 and 11, complete with school uniforms. Toy machine gun and play (I think) handcuffs.  Child one is holding the machine gun on child two, who is on her knees with her hands cuffed behind her back. Child three is behind child two holding her by the hair.

What. The. Fuck.

Let’s see if we can figure out what scenario they are playing. Something from Dora the Explorer? I think not. Maybe Disney has some new pre-teen program I’m not familiar with.

And where are their parents?

Well, apparently my glaring in their direction has spoiled their fun, because now they’re back to chasing each other on scooters and bikes.

Whew, nobody died.