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Archive for April, 2009
Like that's gonna work
Apr 7th
I have this on my front door.
Pretty self-explanatory, right? Please don’t knock on my door or ring my bell with your religious paraphernalia. Seriously, does anybody NOT understand what this means?
Besides the woman who just came to my door, I mean.
Cuz, you know, acknowledging the plaque and yet continuing with your speech might just win me over. And saying that you “completely understand about those door-to-door preachy types” while holding out a pamphlet with a CROSS on the cover on the off-chance it doesn’t include you? Simpering that YOU are only handing out invites to a local church while my half-polite smile fades and doesn’t excuse you.
Yes ma’am, this sign applies to you too. Door slam.
If you don’t want me to be rude to you, don’t cross my line.
Oh wait, is that a twinkling of methodist fervor I feel washing over me? Nope, just gas.
Like that's gonna work
Apr 7th
I have this on my front door.
Pretty self-explanatory, right? Please don’t knock on my door or ring my bell with your religious paraphernalia. Seriously, does anybody NOT understand what this means?
Besides the woman who just came to my door, I mean.
Cuz, you know, acknowledging the plaque and yet continuing with your speech might just win me over. And saying that you “completely understand about those door-to-door preachy types” while holding out a pamphlet with a CROSS on the cover on the off-chance it doesn’t include you? Simpering that YOU are only handing out invites to a local church while my half-polite smile fades and doesn’t excuse you.
Yes ma’am, this sign applies to you too. Door slam.
If you don’t want me to be rude to you, don’t cross my line.
Oh wait, is that a twinkling of methodist fervor I feel washing over me? Nope, just gas.
| Originally published at Spellwight. |
Ginnie's Graduation Pictures
Apr 4th
Finally!
I’ve been bugging this kid for weeks to get decent pictures taken. She kept saying she’d get her friend to take them to save money. Fine, just DO IT!
And here’s the best of the bunch.
Click on the pic to get to the entire set. Lisa Nickle took over 100 pictures over the course of the day. She did a great job. I ordered business-sized cards from moo cards because I just couldn’t get the pictures to look good on mini cards like mine.
And Lisa and her sister are making beautiful hand-made announcements. All we have left to do is gather everyone’s addresses and get prints of some of these made.
Ginnie's Graduation Pictures
Apr 4th
Finally!
I’ve been bugging this kid for weeks to get decent pictures taken. She kept saying she’d get her friend to take them to save money. Fine, just DO IT!
And here’s the best of the bunch.
Click on the pic to get to the entire set. Lisa Nickle took over 100 pictures over the course of the day. She did a great job. I ordered business-sized cards from moo cards because I just couldn’t get the pictures to look good on mini cards like mine.
And Lisa and her sister are making beautiful hand-made announcements. All we have left to do is gather everyone’s addresses and get prints of some of these made.
| Originally published at Spellwight. |
