God this pissed me off. So much so that more than four hours later I’m still fired up. I posted this on twitter this morning:

Today is the 1st anniversary of my divorce. What a great year.

To which many of my friends appropriately replied:

ladawn @spellwight Happy Divorciversary! You should do something to celebrate.

Kinchie @spellwight That’s an anniversary worth celebrating! Get yourself a cupcake!!

twinklergirl Icon_lock @spellwight Would that be a Happy Unniversary?

and then this one:

LovingGod @spellwight I am sorry and will always be with you wherever you are.

What. The. Fuck.


Dear anonymous little fart,

Show some respect. Show respect to the people you talk to. If you’d taken one second to click on my name and glance at my profile, you would have seen Atheist in my bio. Maybe then you would have realized that your trite little meaningless comment would NOT be appreciated and would in fact, fuck up a very nice celebratory day.

I have enough respect for people of your ilk to not enter your space and preach how I feel about your lifestyle choices. I don’t proselytize Darwin on your websites. I don’t specifically send messages to you trashing your belief system. I don’t knock on doors on the off-chance someone might choose to come out of the dark ages based on my teachings and by-the-way give me lemonade.

I certainly don’t take it upon myself to open a twitter account in the name of God and proceed to send happy happy joy joy comments to all and sunder. Just how condescending can one person be? If you do believe in God shouldn’t you be afraid he’s gonna strike you down? Talk about disrespecting even your own people! And how did you find my comment to reply to in the first place? Some keyword search on twitter just so you can spit out lame trite meaningless replies? Who are you?

nopreachingI post Atheist in all the obvious places. I snark about you people here in my blog. I have a plastic all-weather keep away sign on my front door so I don’t have to slam the door in your faces. I politely delete the well-meaning emails from family members who can’t take the hint that I still care ab0ut them and they should care enough about me to RESPECT my feelings.

Why do some of you feel you need to change the rest of us? Seriously? I’m perfectly happy the way I am. No God to blame things on or give all the credit to. No poorly written manual to base my every decision upon so that I don’t have to take responsibility for my own actions.

Maybe I should start preaching my beliefs. Maybe I should start knocking on doors and start a Church of Accepting Responsibility. We’ll put up totems and light candles and pray for the common sense that everyone convert. I’ll be a prophet! Everyone will wear tie-died hemp robes and carry recycle cans for collection bins and force our neighbors to put up solar panels and we’ll outlaw ties and high heeled shoes. Churches should be converted to homeless shelters and all anti-abortion activists should be required to adopt at least 4 children before they’re allowed to protest. Priests and Ministers should be branded with an L on their foreheads for LIARS and sent to clean subway stations.

Yeah, you people wouldn’t appreciate that at all, would you? So show some respect and I’ll leave you alone, deal?

Good riddance,

Debbie




Originally published at Spellwight.