Comments on: Jesus H Pizza Crust http://spellwight.com/2009/02/jesus-h-pizza-crust-2/ so don't ask if you don't want to know Sun, 12 Feb 2012 00:46:56 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: bobbsyhttp://spellwight.com/2009/02/jesus-h-pizza-crust-2/#comment-4404 bobbsy Mon, 09 Feb 2009 09:36:09 +0000 http://www.spellwight.com/2009/02/jesus-h-pizza-crust-2/#comment-4404 <p>I don't know how Twitter works exactly but is there any way to extract God's cell phone number from the system?</p> <p>Like you, I've long been an atheist but, since we now seem to have proof of the existence of God, I'd like to get in touch. Basically I think that, as all-powerful beings go, this one is pretty crap and I'd like to offer a few suggestions...</p> I don’t know how Twitter works exactly but is there any way to extract God’s cell phone number from the system?

Like you, I’ve long been an atheist but, since we now seem to have proof of the existence of God, I’d like to get in touch. Basically I think that, as all-powerful beings go, this one is pretty crap and I’d like to offer a few suggestions…

]]> By: crysoharahttp://spellwight.com/2009/02/jesus-h-pizza-crust-2/#comment-4403 crysohara Mon, 09 Feb 2009 08:42:16 +0000 http://www.spellwight.com/2009/02/jesus-h-pizza-crust-2/#comment-4403 <p>I hope you don't hate me for using twitterberry. </p> I hope you don’t hate me for using twitterberry.

]]> By: caerwyddynhttp://spellwight.com/2009/02/jesus-h-pizza-crust-2/#comment-4402 caerwyddyn Mon, 09 Feb 2009 03:56:09 +0000 http://www.spellwight.com/2009/02/jesus-h-pizza-crust-2/#comment-4402 <p>Hey, it was worth a mention...</p> <p>For the giggle - Anytime!<br /> *mwah*</p> Hey, it was worth a mention…

For the giggle – Anytime!
*mwah*

]]> By: spellwighthttp://spellwight.com/2009/02/jesus-h-pizza-crust-2/#comment-4401 spellwight Mon, 09 Feb 2009 02:25:05 +0000 http://www.spellwight.com/2009/02/jesus-h-pizza-crust-2/#comment-4401 <p>Oh hell no. First, I don't think he's savvy enough on the internet to even know what twitter is, much less set up an account and respond to all those people. The man barely understands email.</p> <p>Second, although he believes in God he's not really active. It would cut in on his drinking and living in sin and forsaking his children and stuff.</p> <p>Nah, but thanks for the giggle.</p> Oh hell no. First, I don’t think he’s savvy enough on the internet to even know what twitter is, much less set up an account and respond to all those people. The man barely understands email.

Second, although he believes in God he’s not really active. It would cut in on his drinking and living in sin and forsaking his children and stuff.

Nah, but thanks for the giggle.

]]> By: caerwyddynhttp://spellwight.com/2009/02/jesus-h-pizza-crust-2/#comment-4400 caerwyddyn Mon, 09 Feb 2009 01:58:49 +0000 http://www.spellwight.com/2009/02/jesus-h-pizza-crust-2/#comment-4400 <p>Debbie,<br /> I know this sounds totally crazy, but is there any possibility that this is your ex, both winding you up on religion and revealing his real feelings for you?<br /> I've certainly seen this and crazier things in my line of work before.<br /> Maybe worth some internet digging and some thought?<br /> For your sake, I hope it's not...<br /> Caer xx</p> Debbie,
I know this sounds totally crazy, but is there any possibility that this is your ex, both winding you up on religion and revealing his real feelings for you?
I’ve certainly seen this and crazier things in my line of work before.
Maybe worth some internet digging and some thought?
For your sake, I hope it’s not…
Caer xx

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