so don't ask if you don't want to know
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You know my curiosity got the better of me. I’d blocked the mindless twit from yesterday. But after responding to that comment from my friend Brad, I sent the link to the impostor posting as LovingGod. I say impostor because:
A. I don’t believe there is a God.
B. Even if it turns out there is one, she certainly isn’t posting on twitter.
So yeah, today I clicked back over to the guy’s twitter page and found these posts to me. Cuz I’ve blocked him I didn’t get them through my twhirl and hopefully neither did anyone else I know. What a jerk!
@spellwight Apologies, but atheists all at least become agnostics right before death. You may hate me but I still love you.
Can I hate the clueless person using twitterberry? Oh yes! More and more each moment. Can I hate the so-called Loving God? Can’t hate what you don’t believe even exists. And could you maybe prove that little last-minute conversion theory of yours?
@spellwight I read the complete authorship. I am saddened by the circumstances. I will always be with you.
Can you say obtuse? Some people.
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about 3 years ago
Debbie,
I know this sounds totally crazy, but is there any possibility that this is your ex, both winding you up on religion and revealing his real feelings for you?
I’ve certainly seen this and crazier things in my line of work before.
Maybe worth some internet digging and some thought?
For your sake, I hope it’s not…
Caer xx
about 3 years ago
Oh hell no. First, I don’t think he’s savvy enough on the internet to even know what twitter is, much less set up an account and respond to all those people. The man barely understands email.
Second, although he believes in God he’s not really active. It would cut in on his drinking and living in sin and forsaking his children and stuff.
Nah, but thanks for the giggle.
about 3 years ago
Hey, it was worth a mention…
For the giggle – Anytime!
*mwah*
about 3 years ago
I hope you don’t hate me for using twitterberry.
about 3 years ago
I don’t know how Twitter works exactly but is there any way to extract God’s cell phone number from the system?
Like you, I’ve long been an atheist but, since we now seem to have proof of the existence of God, I’d like to get in touch. Basically I think that, as all-powerful beings go, this one is pretty crap and I’d like to offer a few suggestions…