Because I post more on twitter than here:

  • 09:09 I’m feeling decidedly fat today. Crawling around floor with toddler in too tight jeans. Time for looser jammie pants. #
  • 11:00 One should double-check shiny black angel-food cake container brought back from camping NOT covered in ants BEFORE one sets it on their lap. #
  • 20:57 My car officially died of exploded differential. It was a violent, messy death. Thank Cuthulu for rental cars. #

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