Tweets from me today:

Because I post more on twitter than here:

09:07 Ewww, giant spider in bathtub. Spiders don’t do well when hit with direct hand-held massaging shower spray. #
10:30 Listening to: Jack Mangan’s Deadpan #106: Three Stories and trying to stay awake. #
10:37 You know, not EVERY story is appropriate for recording aloud. zzzzZZZZzzzz #
11:41 Surfing Google for an “I got F*cked By Audacity” t-shirt. #
11:50 Apparently the word Audacity has become a registered trademark for Obama. Just kidding. #
11:54 I think McCain secretly wants Obama to win so he intentionally sabtoages his own campaign with stupid moves. #
12:05 Strawman McCain cuz Republicans need to go through the motions and they think the rest of us are too stupid to figure it out. Yeah? #
12:07 Wait, why are there treasury agents beating on my door? #
12:11 Let’s get McCainy! War hero and all, POW, sure the people will love him! Then when he’s THE candidate let’s pair him with some bimbo! #
12:12 He can make stupid macho statements, show his true personality and eventually even his closest supporters will vote Obama. Yay! #
12:14 I love Tina Fey’s Palin. Brilliant! #
12:17 McCain owns VotefortheMilf.com snurl.com/3xw33 Oh, puh-lese. #