Well, one of them is actually scottish. The other one was a guest on buzzcocks recently and got roundly piss-took because of his inflated sense of personal fame (they’ll never let you get away with that on buzzcocks), then suffered a sense of humour failure and grumped through the rest of the quiz. It was actually quite painful to see that he was genuinely taken aback when told that his series was just there to fill in time between series of doctor who.

Lucy Griffiths is teh hawt, mind. However, it’ll take more than that to overcome the utterly poor scripting.

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That said, what do you mean after all? Sean Bean, Daniel Craig, Clive Owen, me… Need I go on?

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