This is too funny:


DOWDING WILLS & TRUST CHAMBERS.
27 St. Francis street, London, EC4Y 1AA.
United Kingdom.

NOTIFICATION OF WILL INHERITANCE

On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Caspar
Weinberger the great American statesman, I once again try to notify
you as my earlier letter returned undelivered.

I hereby attempt to reach you again by this same email address on
the WILL. I wish to notify you that late Caspar Weinberger made you
a beneficiary to his WILL. He left the sum of Sixteen Million, One
Hundred Thousand Dollars (USD $16,100,000.00 ) to you in the codicil
and last testament to his WILL. This may sound strange and
unbelievable to you, but it is real and true. Being a widely
travelled man and a great politician, he must have been in contact
with you in the past or simply you were recommended to him by one
of his numerous friends abroad who wished you good.

Caspar Weinberger until his death was an American politician
and Secretary of Defense under President Ronald Reagan from
January 21, 1981, until November 23, 1987, making him the third
longest-serving defense secretary to date, after Robert McNamara
and Donald Rumsfeld. He is also known for his related roles in the
Strategic Defense Initiative program (popularly known as Star Wars),
the Iran-Contra Affair. His great philanthropy earned him numerous
awards during his life time.

Late Caspar Weinberger died on the 28th day of March, 2006 at the
age of 88 years, and his WILL is now ready for execution. According
to him this money is to support your humanitarian activities and to
help the poor and the needy in our society. Please if I reach you
this time as I am hopeful, endeavor to get back to me as soon as
possible to enable me conclude my job.

I hope to hear from you in no distant time through my personnal
email address below.

dwtchambers@yahoo.co.uk

Yours in service,
BARR. NICHOLAS DOWDING, QC.

You know what’s funny? I actually met the man once. He had a really nice office in the Pentagon when I worked there. I was invited to attend a Christmas Open House thing and met him and shook hands and everything! Yeah, I was a popular little Airman back then amongst the officers but I’m fairly sure I was just a blip.

But not a $16M blip. Seriously.