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I just had an interesting dream.
cavaticat and I had a threesome with Johnny Depp.
As Captain Jack Sparrow.
And he was just like I remembered him.
Even Cat was impressed.
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about 3 years ago
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about 3 years ago
EW EW EW EW EW
I am SO not into Johnny Depp.
about 3 years ago
uhh… wow.
Think I’ll pass on the Johnny Depp… If I’m gonna have sex with a pirate I think I’ll take Tim Curry. ^-^
about 3 years ago
I DO hope you used dream-condoms…